MIAMI, FL: Former US President Donald Trump has submitted to the request of his key campaign staff and has begun last-minute preparations for his debate with Vice-President Kamala Harris.

Mr Trump spent yesterday at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Miami contemplating what material he planned to use against Ms Harris in the debate being held in Philadelphia. (main picture)

He had previously rejected suggestions that he needed to prepare or rehearse for the crucial encounter.

“I don’t need any preparation,” Mr Trump told a Make America Great Again in Wisconsin at the weekend.

“I’m the best debater in the history of our nation, indeed the world. That’s human history too I might add, not just animals.

“In fact just the other day I was at a rally at a university and I met a lot of the professors there – very clever people, not as clever as a stable genius like me but pretty clever.

“All of those very clever professors said I could easily debate Krazy Laffin’ Krooked Kamala as well as Sleepy Senile Sex Pest Crime Boss Joe Biden, Barack Muslim Obama, and Horrible Whore-Face Hillary, plus many, many more people all at the same time.

“They said nobody else could debate so many people at once but I could because I was well known as our nation’s best mass debater.”

At the weekend rally Mr Trump said he feared some of the debate rules on which Ms Harris’s campaign staff had insisted were aimed at disadvantaging him and that she would try to unsettle him by not treating him or the event with due respect and dignity.

“If Krazy Krooked Newly Black Kamala Toe wants to take the low road then let her,” he said.

“I’m not worried about whether our microphones are on or off when we’re not answering or silly things like how far apart we stand which doesn’t matter because she’s got a totally ungrabbable pussy anyway,” he said to repeated audience chants of “Kill Kamala!”.

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