The latest offering by Adam Creighton, (below) the Washington correspondent of the Murdoch media’s national broadshit The Australian, has boosted his chances of taking out The Bug’s prestigious Arselicker of the Month Award. (above)

Sources close to the award’s judging panel said the Creighton article dismissing the performance of US Vice-President Kamala Harris at this week’s democratic Party convention  (main picture) while trumpeting Donald Trump’s “policies” had cemented his reputation as “the man with two tongues”.

“Any reasonable observer of US politics would rightly question how Creighton – or for that matter anyone claiming to be a serious analyst – could ever favour the malignant narcissist Donald Trump and his so-called ‘policies’ ahead of Harris . It’s beyond me and, I understand, the award judges,” the source said.

“Any media organisation with any credibility would not be backing any candidate who tried to tear up the US Constitution, steal an election, trash the US Capitol, and kill off US democracy – and his own Vice-President Mike Pence – in the process.

“But Adam’s work, as illustrated by his latest effort, follows the lead of Rupert Murdoch himself (below) by giving Donald Trump’s big, flabby, badly wiped, smelly, pale orange arse a damn good tongue lashing.

“In effect he’s licking clean the coits of two geriatric, self-centred, self-interested megalomaniacs who put themselves and their egos ahead of anything else.

“History – and US court defamation rulings – prove that both Trump and Murdoch will always put their own corporate and personal interests ahead of democracy itself any day of the week.

“So Adam has continued his track record of tonguing Trump’s arse while rimming Rupert’s. It’s as if he has two tongues.

“He’s an absolute master at it which is why he’s streets ahead of others in the race for The Bug’s Janet Albrechtsen Perpetual Trophy for Arselicker of the Month for August,” the source said.

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