They had one job!

Another issue that mightily amused our Xcreting class this past week or so was the NSW Liberal Party’s failure to nominate almost 140 local-government candidates by the NSW Electoral Commission deadline.

TOM RED (at top and below) used this meme as his way of having a right-tomred-royal chortle over the whole shemozzle.

A reasonable question indeed, TOM RED. And seeing you’re on a roll, we’ll give you a second bite at the cherry.

Maybe we should just be thankful that TOM RED didn’t conjure up a “Libs shitting in their beds and lying in it” meme. Not that we saw, anyway.

Also having a giggle at the Liberals’ monster fuckup was theunaustralian.net who also made the nuclear power plants connection.


And this one from Pup Fiction….

In our first look at our Xcrements-of-the-Week yesterday, Nationals leader David Littleproud copped some shit on a stick for his Insiders appearance where he wrung his hands in support of racist Peter Dutton who is clearly very, very, hurt at being called a racist.

But on one issue that Littleproud raised, some chap named Chris Bowen was quick to drop a couple of faecal firebombs.

Michael J Wyllie chimed in with his general observation of Littleproud, while Sahar Adatia picked up on the Nats’ leader’s reference to a possible Dutton/Littleproud government.

And speaking of that racist Peter Dutton, Rupert’s Conscience delightfully exposed a fairly obvious inconsistency in Dutton’s arguments, based on his often illogical thought processes, something that racist brains tend to do.

And we’ll finish with The Erymanthian Boar’s take on Scott Morrison helping out Linda Reynolds in her defamation case against Brittany Higgins.

What better way to end a column full of Xcrement than a reference to a bullshit tap that is always on, hey?

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