The Grand Wizard of America’s Ku Klux Klan (main picture) has endorsed Donald Trump as the country’s next President.

Speaking at an undisclosed location at a torchlit rally in the backwoods of the Florida Everglades, the anonymous leader of the white supremacist organisation called on other KKK members to back Trump.

“I am backing Trump because I am, … I mean he is the stable genius we need to Make American Great Again,” he said.

In a four-hour address during which the burning cross adjacent to the speaker’s platform needed to be replaced and relit three times, the Grand Wizard said voters had one important job at the November presidential election.

“We need to keep the White House a white house,” he said to wild applause.

The Grand Wizard paused several times during his marathon speech to refresh himself with several Diet Cokes.

He declared that after four years of “sleepy senile sex-pest Joe Biden” only Donald Trump could bring dignity and high standards back to the White House.

He then launched into an attack on Vice-President Kamal Harris, describing her as “krazy korrupt koffee-koloured low-IQ Kamala” in a sing-song voice to the tune of The Banana Boat song’s chorus.

Stopping to survey the crowd, he said: “I attract the biggest crowds. You know that? Nobody gets a bigger crowd than me. Nobody.

“I get the biggest crowds in history. And nobody in the KKK, or the world, has a whiter robe than me.

“Mine is the whitest. Ever. And people tell me I have the pointiest hood. They say it’s the  pointiest they have ever seen. Period.”

At the end of his speech one of the KKK anthems, The Bright Fiery Cross, struck up and the Grand Wizard exited the stage after briefly performing an awkward dance – standing in place while making small lateral movements with his clenched tiny fists held at waist height.

He was then surrounded by Secret Service agents and spirited away in a 28-car motorcade.

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