Sorry if we’re spoiling anybody’s breakfast out there but we’re kicking off this second tranche of our Xcrements-of-the-Week with some posts concerning our current prime-minister-in-waiting, the caring and inclusive and kind-of-heart Peter Dutton.

Much xcrement flowed into our prize barrel after Dutton visited Israel as the guest of the Jewish lobby instead of going to the Garma Festival and spoke as if he is already our PM. (Can we just add here you can hardly blame him considering the amount of print and air time he gets from our mainstream mediocre, including, sadly, the Australian Broadcasting Corporation).

One Xcreta pissed off with Dutton speaking on behalf of all of us was Peter Murphy (above and below). We share his anger: Dutton has no right to go over there and talk endlessly about what Hamas did on October 6 and basically ignore what Israel has been doing in Gaza ever since (The Bug calls it genocide), as being simply a wonderful nation exercising its right to defend itself. Right, Penny? Right, Albo?

Tony Shepherd voiced the same objections …

… while Margie Jones and Tony Koch in conversation also chimed in on this issue.

Sorry, Tony, but given all the coverage The Spud with Dead Eyes gets – and if you believe all the outrage on X, he often gets more time and space on an issue than the government of the day – Dutton probably thinks he’s already on the Treasury benches.

Let’s now rope in that dreadful Australian mainstream mediocre, but also with a Peter Dutton tinge… or should that be smear.

Here’s JayJay, Peter Murphy once more, and Eagle Sam.

A few final Dutton connections before we unsadly leave the prime-minister-in-waiting for the time being, from Ron Baumann and Sahar Adatia.

No Dutton mention here but Ian doesn’t hold out much hope for the once mighty, mighty, England.

Michael J Wyllie had this to say on general MSM matters.

On now to the US presidential elections, and Bill Madden was among many Xcretas who took some glee out of observing that the Tangarine ShitGibbon’s crowd at a recent Atlanta rally shrunk alarmingly as the poor old demented felon – sorry, fella – rambled on incoherently as is his wont.

Everald Compton reminded us that the US has elected some decent presidents over time, while Jane Caro might have to reevaluate who her oldest friend is….

… while Kamala’s Wins reminded us that Trump really, really, likes murderous, strongarm, dictators, just like he hopes to become soon, with or without the need for a messy civil war.

Finally, a guernsey for two of our own politicians. Take it away, Politic@l Spinner sharing thoughts with Kerry Banwell, and David Marler.

Ah, yes, Mr Hastie. Mistakes do happen. Harmless, silly mistakes and there’s nothing to see here really. We do miss Zomi but war, after all, is hell and it was her decision to work in such a dangerous zone. Talk about doing your best to secure the next free junket to Israel, if Dutton is prepared to give up his seat, that is. And to be fair, Simon Birmingham must be due soon too.

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