The post our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges have selected to drape the blue riband around is not the wittiest or funniest of the past week but for those judges – and The Bug crew generally – it was the most telling.

David Marler (above and below) was only highlighting Peter Dutton’s declaration that there would be no truth-telling or treaty under any federal government he leads.

Yep, the deadset racist thinks he’s got the central theme of the next federal election in the bag – a white versus black argument if you like – and it’s why he’s enthusiastically calling any attempt by Prime Minister Anthony Albanese to progress treaty and makaratta as the Voice 2.

And why wouldn’t he, given the clear outcome last October where Australians largely and proudly declared themselves to be basically quite racist? They declared in overwhelmingly numbers it was very wrong indeed to offer first nations people something that whities were not being offered. Or put another way .. how dare Albanese head off and kick up red dust with those darkie mates of his in the Red Centre and totally neglect us whities in the outer suburbs of our cities suffering great harm and pain through our cost of living crisis!

Peter Dutton a tried and true racist? You bet your sweet patootie! Anyway, sorry for that little bit of Bug editorialising there. It will happen again.

Su Dharmapala etc, etc, etc, and Glenn Gibson were rather forceful on this exact subject…

Peter Murphy also noted Dutton’s absence at the Garma festival, being too busy as he was sucking up to the Israelis and no doubt mentioned dozens of times how awful Hamas was back on October 6. Probably mentioned October 6 even more than Simon Birmingham and Andrew Hastie do when they’re on song.

Speaking earlier of Warren Mundine and Jacinta Nampijinpa Price, Andrew Gardiner also noticed their absence at the Garma festival. Might have had something to do with their argument during the Voice campaign that first-nations people were largely opposed to the concept.

Just a bit more Bug editorialising. Are we talking about Warren “As a coal mine owner just trying to make a living, I have enough trouble negotiating with my local blacks without having to deal with a wider Voice lobby” Mundine?

And Hugh Riminton and Sahah Adatia tried their best to put Albanese in a good light over all this, although The Bug suspects the PM’s wishy-washy words over treaty and truth-telling and what he supposedly promised before the last election shows he’s acutely aware of the strife he’s in dealing with a clearly racist Australia. Perhaps shit-scared even?

Bugger it, let’s give Sahar Adatia another bite at the cherry!

And let’s end this first tranche of our Xcrements-of-the-Week with some truth-telling of his own from the ever pithy and always upfront, tell-it-as-it-is, TOM RED!

A total racist deadshit at that!

TO BE CONTINUED:

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