US Murdoch media network Fox News has scored the first live televised debate between Donald Trump and Vice-President Kamala Harris as a “walkover win” for the former President.

A long line of Fox News hosts beginning with Sean Hannity (main picture) rushed to air today to declare that Trump easily outperformed Harris to win the debate.

“He won it by a yuge margin, and you can believe me because Fox News is of course – as our slogan says – always fair and balanced,” Hannity told viewers of his eponymous political commentary program which was recently retitled Hannity: Trump – Make American Great Again.

“As if the result of the debate could be any different,” Hannity said.

“Nobody, certainly none of our viewers – or owners – could ever doubt that Donald Trump could outclass such a weak and pathetic performer as the do-nothing Vice-President who’s spent her entire time in office propping up and covering up for the Biden crime family.

“Her unfitness for office is beyond doubt and turning black late in the day will not help her. After this debate and Donald Trump’s magnificent performance, voters will simply not risk putting her in the White House.

“They will prefer the stable genius and the American hero whom God himself is protecting so he can save America, Donald Trump. That’s my fair and balanced assessment of the debate outcome.”

His sentiment was echoed by Fox Network owner Rupert Murdoch (below) who said of Trump’s winning debate performance: “That’s my boy! And I say that in a fair and balanced way.”

The Trump/Harris debate will air live on the Fox Network on 4 September.

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