Those who vie for our ultimate Xcrement-of-the-Week honour need look no further for inspiration than this week’s winner, Margaret E Atwood (above and below).

Our Xcrement judges have never made a secret of the fact that they are drawn to entries that are just a little bit crude if not totally rude! And ones that border on the defamatory personal … they like them too, as you’ll see below!

Staying on that general theme – and the pathetic jibes being levelled at childless Kamala Harris by various Republicans – here’s Mike Carlton.

Staying with the US elections, Peter FitzSimons spotlighted the only, senile, old man left in the race, while Convictions and Leavenworth 4 Trump pointed to the poor old bloke’s remarkable ear recovery.

And let’s give Mike Carlton a second dig on the US presidential elections as he takes out our very own Cardigan Man!

And finally before we leave the once-mighty US of A that appears headed for civil war if the Tangerine ShitGibbon (Paul Syvret’s, we believe) doesn’t win in November, here’s a nice little meme from Peter Murphy that we suspect the entire civilised world would agree with. Well, apart from half of America that is.

Onto domestic politics now, and Glady “I can’t come into work today as I’m a little crook!” Berejiklian’s failed bid to clear her name of an ICAC corruption finding caught the attention of Everald Compton and Rupert’s Conscience.

Never go back for your hat, Gladys! Bewdiful, RC.

Before we leave Gladys, Andrew Gardiner is still waiting for an apology and retraction from Phillip Coorey…

We mentioned at the outset that if our judges like them rude and crude, they’re also fond of highly offensive personal putdowns like the one above from Mike Carlton on The Australian‘s Greg Sheridan. So, well done to Eagle Sam and JayJay.

TO BE CONTINUED:

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