The Bug continues with examples of the Xcrement that flowed into our Xcreta-of-the-Week barrel this past week or so.

We may have already awarded a winner yesterday but our judges thought so many entries deserved such glory, including the one (above and below) from Marlene Robertson.

On a similar theme, bradpsychology also referenced that highly vomitous piece of theatre from Trump’s sleep-inducing 90-plus minutes acceptance speech – the bit when he walked over and kissed the helmet of the retired volunteer fire-fighter who lost his life at that rally.

You’d think the Republican National Convention people in cooking up this stunt could have gotten Comperatore’s name right, at least, huh? Marlene showed some respect and got it right.

And before we go on, spare a thought for our Xcreta-of-the-Week judges who felt compelled to watch Trump’s entire lie-riddled rant as they assessed the merits of all the Xcreta that was plopped onto their judging table. How natural born hero Trump shouldn’t have been at the RNC, except for the good grace of God who knew he was the only person capable of making America great again! Pass the sick bag, Alice.

Putting the boot nicely into Trump were Republicans against Trump and Richard Angwin…

… while Morgan had some fun with the curse of immigrants – well, on two prominent American citizens at least.

Melanie D’Arrigo riffed on how easily a man as corrupt as Trump admitted that favours were coming the way of Elon Musk. (The Bug: At the very least, you have to give Trump some credit for being completely open about his dishonesty).

Stranger channeled the wise words of Zoe Daniel ….

… and seeing we don’t often let this column go by mentioning the ABC’s Insiders program, here’s Heather F.C.!

And while we’re on the fourth estate, let’s all spare a thought for Adam Creighton, for at least knowing which side his bread is buttered on, courtesy of Antfarmer.

Meanwhile, Kamala Harris has Peter Murphy’s full support….

… and let’s finish off with Bee, with sentiments perhaps a large slice of us might agree with.

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