THE FOURTH ESTATE:

All Sky LNPNews Australia hosts – both daytime and after dark – remain seriously upset in luxury suites in top-notch private hospitals in Sydney and Melbourne after being struck down with acute disappointment.

They were rushed to those hospitals several days ago on hearing the news that Prime Minister Anthony Albanese had decided not to fly out to the NATO 75th anniversary celebrations now taking place in Washington.

They are (clockwise from top left, above) Paul Murray, Peta Credlin, Caleb Bond and Rita Panahi and (from left, below) Andrew Bolt and Sharri Markson.

All six – plus other “hosts” too many to name – continue to be treated for identical symptoms over those recent days of acute disappointment, including vomiting, diarrhoea, constant shaking of the heads and repeated mutterings whenever they lapse out of unconsciousness of “Why! Why! Why!”

They were all rushed to hospital when it quickly dawned on each and every one of them that Albanese’s stay-home decision meant they wouldn’t be able to run multiple stories ad nauseam over “AirBus Albo!” and his disgusting, unprecedented, high-flying international travel exploits that showed he didn’t give a tinker’s cuss for average Australians battling crippling cost-of-living crises on so many fronts.

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