ATLANTA, Georgia: US President Joe Biden has easily won his inaugural CNN debate with former President Donald Trump, an exclusive The Bug OurGuess poll has found.

Our panel of expert debate judges gave the 90-minute encounter to Biden by 61 per cent to 39 per cent.

“The fact that President Biden didn’t fall asleep (above) until quite some minutes into the debate made the current president the clear winner in my view and the view of many of my panel colleagues,” one of our judges said.

“Almost to a man and a women, we had assumed that sleepy, senile, old Joe at 81 years of age would have nodded off even before both men had been formally introduced by the CNN moderators.

“He lasted just long enough to beat sleepy, senile, sex-offender and felon President Trump, 78, to the land of nod by some seconds (above).

“That President Biden lasted so long was a credit to him and proved conclusively he’s up to a second four-year- term”.

Unfortunately for the hundreds of millions of people worldwide watching on, both men woke up again as the debate dragged on, meaning they got the chance to repeatedly accuse each other of being the worst president in American history and daring each other to a golf-ball driving competition.

“Their fiery debate showed that the future of the United States will be in good hands regardless of who wins the November presidential run-off, ” added another of our judges, who pointed out he still adjudicates debates at some of Australia’s leading women’s colleges.

“That these two men are the very best candidates a country of more than 330 million people could come up with says much about where the United States is placed in the world right now.”

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