Donald Trump says he fully supports a new law passed by the Republican Party legislature of Louisiana requiring all classrooms in the southern US state to display a copy of the Ten Commandments. (below)

Speaking to reporters at a Christians for Greater Vindictiveness meeting at his Mar-a-Lago home in Florida, the former US President and presumptive presidential nominee congratulated the state’s Republican Party Governor, Jeff Landry, on signing the new measures into law.

“I think this Top 10 list [sic] is a really great idea of Jeff’s,” Mr Trump said. “Actually it’s such a great idea that it was probably mine.

“For many, many years I have carried a list of the Ten Commandments in my inside coat pocket.

“Well, it’s actually a list of the ones I haven’t broken many, many times,” he said. (main picture)

 Mr Trump ignored questions seeking further information on the absence of the Sixth Commandment from his list.

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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says he does not accept the reasons given by frontline troops for strapping a wounded Palestinian man to the bonnet of their armoured vehicle when transporting him to a hospital in Gaza.

“The weekend incident was totally unacceptable on three very significant grounds,” Mr Netanyahu said. “The IDF (Israeli Defence Force) has a lot of questions to answer.

“First, why was the man still alive? He’s a Palestinian after all. Second, even if he was seriously wounded why take him to hospital?

“Third, and most importantly, why is there a hospital left standing in Gaza?” Mr Netanyahu said.

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The Albanese Government says Peter Dutton’s nuclear energy “policy” has created a brand new source of renewable energy that is now being fed into the national power electricity grid and will held lower power prices.

A spokesperson for Energy Minister Chris Bowen said power authorities in Victoria were alerted to the new power source soon after Mr Dutton’s “policy” launch last week which featured plans for federal government ownership of seven nuclear power plants at a high but undisclosed price.

“Soon after Mr Dutton’s news conference Victorian electricity authorities investigated reports of a very loud buzzing noise emanating from a section of Melbourne General Cemetery at North Carlton, “ the spokesperson said.

“The noise turned out to be the late prime minister and Liberal Party founder, Sir Robert Menzies, spinning in his grave and a high-voltage system was set up at the gravesite that is now powering a generator which in turn is feeding huge amounts of power into the national grid. (below)

“We believe this new supply source is potentially endless, especially if Mr Dutton remains Liberal Party leader,” the spokesperson said.

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