Our Media Glass House researchers today wish to issue a clear and simple warning to the reader of The Bug.

Basically their warning boils down to this: You need to know that any and every word you read in any News Crap Australia outlet between now and the next federal election is designed to make Peter Dutton prime minister.

Now our MGH teams have previously issued the same sort of warning albeit in bite-size pieces – as someone recently said – as they have regularly examined the Murdoch media’s various and ongoing efforts to act as the Liberal Party’s advertising and public relations agency.

But the release this week of Dutton’s nuclear power “policy” puts News Crap Australia’s blatantly pro-Liberal role beyond doubt.

The fact News Crap Australia even accepts the status of the flatulent nuclear thought bubble that emerged from Peter Dutton’s arse as being a “policy” says a lot. Just imagine how a Labor Party leader would be treated by the Murdoch media if he or she had issued a “policy” with so few details.

Our MGH researchers point to the hysterical and coordinated efforts across News Crap Australia’s turdbloids and broadshits to denigrate the social media efforts by Labor and other anti-nuke individuals and groups who have used pop culture references to ridicule the Liberals’ new “policy”. (below)

Instead of attacking the lightweight Dutton policy they turn their guns on allegedly “lightweight” responses to it.

Our researchers have been trying very, very hard to track down any thundering by News Crap Australia about the inappropriateness of similarly styled “vote No!” memes that flourished in the Voice referendum campaign last year. We’ll let you know when they find them. We know you know not to hold your breath.

The Courier-Mail was so outraged at the level of debate that it editorialised against it, taking the opportunity of course to give Labor a huge swipe on the way through. (below)

Remember this outrage emanates from the same News Crap Australia that once published a front-page picture in its Sydney turdbloid The Daily Telegraph of then PM Kevin Rudd and his then deputy Anthony Albanese dressed in Nazi uniforms as characters from the old TV comedy Hogan’s Heroes.

Speaking of the Daily Tele here’s its front page from today……

Notice how it slams Anthony Albanese for rightly questioning the Dutton nuclear “policy”?

Notice how it tells readers that it’s the PM “running scared”, not the detail-less Dutton.

Notice how it presents as fact, not a quoted opinion, that the PM’s response to Dutton’s feeble non-policy is itself “feeble”?

If in doubt that News Crap Australia is fully on board as the Liberal Party’s campaign manager, consider today’s and yesterday’s editorials from The Daily Telegraph. (below)

Both blatantly slanted against Labor and the Albanese Government and blatantly slanted towards the Liberal Party when on any measure it is Dutton and the Libs and Nats who deserve to be grilled on their fact-free “policy”.

So, as if you needed to be, you have been warned by our MGH teams.

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