Australia’s richest woman Gina Rinehart (pictured above and below) has had the last laugh, destroying hideously unflattering paintings of her within hours of buying the National Galley of Australia overnight for a reported $2.8 billion.

Ms Rinehart personally supervised the burnings in a 44-gallon drum at the back of the gallery at first light this morning of the two works by renowned Aboriginal artist Vincent Namatjira.

Ms Rinehart (pictured below) exclusively told The Bug this morning: “I just couldn’t believe anyone with any decency whatsoever could so cruelly and so unfairly portrayed me as a worker-hating, darkie-detesting, money-hungry, humourless, sour-faced, far-right-wing rich bitch,” Ms Rinehart (pictured below) said.

But ever the brilliant businesswoman, Ms Rinehart revealed she would soon hope to recoup a fair slice of her hastily negotiated purchase price.

“I hope to recoup some of my outlay by selling off Jackson Pillock’s (sic) painting, Liberal Blue Poles (sic),” she (pictured below) said. “Maybe in buying that shit, unfathomable, artwork, Australia’s first communist (sic) prime minister Gough Whitless (sic) did at least one good thing after all.”

But covering the entire purchase price would not be easy, she (pictured below) added.

“The former National Galley of Australia unfortunately had galleries devoted to work by darkies that I can’t see getting a bob for the whole lot of them – just meaningless and childish dots and circles that largely look like they’ve been done on the turps, to be honest.

“I think daddy was right when he suggested sterilisation was the best option for our darkie population,” Ms Rinehart (pictured below) said.

“I just couldn’t see space for them in the new Hancock Prospecting Gallery of Australia, especially considering the gallery’s new hashtag …. #whitepaintersmattertoo”.

“Unfortunately my 4200 strong workforce might have to take a pay cut while I recoup the cost of this purchase, “ Ms Rinehart (pictured below) said.

“I’ve always thought $7 an hour was a tad too generous anyway,” she (pictured below) said.

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