There are more serious issues coming up in this first look at The Bug’s Xcrements of the past week but let’s kick off with one that tickled our judges’ fannies, the effort (above and below) from Aaron Dodd, Contrarian, in conversation with Shaun Leane.

Both are spot on in our view. If Scummo really did hear his own particular, and rather peculiar, magic sky daddy in his head urging him to make more money to show how much he loves Him, he needs urgent help. And we assume the medical help Aaron suggests must surely include a very large team of top-level psychiatrists, backed up by twice as many psychologists. The bulk of Australians will also need that extended team’s help to deal with anxiety and depression if this faux-Christian fuck-knuckle doesn’t fuck right off to the United States and promises never to darken our fucking shores ever again.

And before we leave Morrison alone to look at the remainder bins overflowing with his religious novel, here’s Andrew Mercado on the Liar from the Shire’s appearance on Seven’s highly respected Spotlight program.

We’ll not ponder too long on how Spotlight paid the former Crook from Cook and instead move on to the most disturbing and disgusting thing we’ve seen from this nation’s deplorable mainstream mediocre* in quite a while, namely Peter Stefanovic’s crass, racist, interview with the kid who landed the $1 million barramundi. (*we accept there are major difficulties calling Sky LNPNews Australia a mainstream media organisation given their pathetically small audience)

Nevertheless, take it away, Rick!

Sky Scumbag Peter Cuntanovic indeed! Bewdiful wordology there, Rick.

Joining in the pile-on of arguably, if only marginally so, the worse of the two Stefanovic brothers were JayJay and Stuart Tomlinson.

Human excrement indeed, JayJay. What possessed this grub of a pretend journo to spoil a great story by dredging up an incident in this lad’s past, over which no charges were laid, and both parties came to a decent, respectable outcome to resolve the issue without police intervention. Well, we know the answer to that. Peter Stefanovic is brown-nosing to his masters at Sky LNPNews and a certain, money-hungry, flaccid-arsed nonagenarian in New York, showing his potential for promotion through deliberate cuntery. It’s worked for others in Newscorpseworld so why not him?

Room for one more, from Su Dharmapala Voted Yes, etc, etc.

There’s certainly a lot of crap in Peter Stefanovic to be sued out of.

Let’s move on quickly to another big story of the week …. that someone at the Australian Broadcasting Corporation thought having Barnaby Joyce on the ABC’s Afternoon Briefing to discuss the issue of men treating women very badly was a damn fine idea.

Well, not according to CarlaMuse and Margie Jones.

Let’s toddle off overseas now and run a few fine Xcrements about the man who might once again be President of the United States.

Don’t hold back now, BrookylnDad_Defiant etc, etc, and joan kunze.

TOMORROW: Sunday’s Insiders program and its presenter David Speers get dumped on big time – as usual for this column – along with other ABC staffers, Annabel Crabb and Fauziah Ibrahim. The usual pollie suspects also get a fine coating of crap.

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