Firstly, our apologies once more for inflicting on all you BUGgers out there that loathsome, lazy, barrel of low-quality lard Scott Morrison in our first look yesterday at our Xcretas-of-the-Week.

We know it wasn’t pretty but it had to be done. And why? We read some X comments that we are playing into that awful cunt’s hands by reacting so forceable to his “being PM caused me such enormous angst I had to be medicated” self-serving heap of shit. That all we’re really doing is giving oxygen to his “take a look and buy my book” strategy.

Well, we don’t buy that. We reckon all our friends on X are doing exactly the right thing in reminding all Australians as to just how bad this Pentecostal faux-Christian was in power. We’re the only real balance to the great bulk of the mainstream media who continue to paint Morrison in a good light and who are actively campaigning for the return of an LNP government at the next election.

So to all you Xcretas out there, keep reminding us of all his many faults. The secret ministries. The illegal Robodebt scheme that victims killed themselves over. The botched aspects of the Covid pandemic – the billions given to big business with no claw-back option. The “it’s not a race!” botched vaccine rollout. The $80 billion plus deficit those clowns left us. The lies that flowed so freely just about every time he opened his gob. Tragically, the great bulk of our mainstream mediocre couldn’t give a flying fuck about any of that so we Xers have to.

You know what? Fuck it, let’s run a few more Xcrements tipped on this dreadful bastard this past week.

Here’s IrmaGherd (Retired Nurse Thug), A Rational Fear and Sahar Adatia.

Okay, enough already!

The other hot topic towards the week’s end was the horrific incidence of gender-based domestic violence and the massive rallies around Australia that called for a stop to men killing their current or former female partners. We liked this jibe at Janet Albrechtsen, possibly the only other person who could match Morrison for dreadfulness, from the prolific amante2.

Giving Bridget McKenzie both barrels on the DV issue was Eagle Sam

And here’s a fresh TOM RED, presented, as uausal, with feeling.

And while we don’t normally give a platform to pollies, past or present, we did like these Xers from Doug Cameron on our shit MSM and current Labor Senator Tony Sheldon on a certain shit poltician.

And seeing we mentioned earlier that the vast majority of our mainstream mediocre want the LNP returned to power at the next federal election – Rupert and Lachlan make more money with them on the government benches – here’s Michael J Wyllie giving us some hope.

We think Mr Wyllie could be on to something here. Despite the worst efforts of the aforementioned shamefully biased MSM, the last three federal polls published all have Labor ahead federally 52-48 2PP. It must surely gall our media bosses that Australians seem quite capable of making up their own minds about things and not be swayed by biased bullshit.

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