Foolish Biden sticks to his reelection plans!

WASHINGTON: US President Joe Biden looks set to stubbornly contest the November presidential race despite stinging criticism from one of Australia’s leading national security experts.

Sky LNPNews Australia’s security expert Lincoln Parker says the United States, under President Joe Biden, is “going backwards”.

“It’s making the world less safe; it’s making the United States less safe,” Mr Parker, from the NSW Defence Innovation Network, told Sky LNPNews host Erin Molan who had helped him out with this: “America has been no help to anybody under his [Biden’s] leadership”.

Parker: “He has been a foreign policy disaster.

“Look at the wars that we have going on around the world, and we’re probably going to see another war very soon … and it’s very scary.”

Parker’s remarks came after Israel reportedly launched retaliatory strikes on Iran, which is suspected to escalate tensions in the Middle East.

Parker reinforced his reputation as a national security expert and brought even more respect to his network when he told Molan Iran would be “quaking in its boots” because it hadn’t realised Israel had the capacity to strike so deeply into its territory. (You know; the way Iran had done to it!)

“They didn’t know Israel would be able to do that! Iran would be very frightened right now.”

Bug aside: With astute, insightful, comments such as these, any news platform in Australia would be well advised to put Parker on retainer as its own go-to national security adviser!

A US presidential spokesperson praised Biden’s decision to carry on to the November run-off against Donald Trump despite Parker’s vicious put-downs.

“When we woke him up from his usual two-hour after-breakfast nap and told him what Parker had said, the president simply rolled his eyes and went back to sleep. Now if that wasn’t showing absolute contempt for Parker’s words, I don’t know what else could have!”

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