Anyone on X who calls Tony Abbott a useless fuckwit might not win the week from our esteemed judges but it will always catch their attention.

And so it is that they salute amante2 (above and below) for her apt description of Tony “Climate change is crap!” Abbott. Oh, what an influence on the conservative side of politics this absolute useless fuckwit continues to exert.

Let’s give amante2 a second plop of xcrement with her comment over Opposition Leader Peter Dutton comparing a pro-Palestinian rally in Sydney with the Port Arthur massacre. Yep, we at The Bug are starting to wonder if useless fuckwit Liberal leader is a tautology.

Don’t you hold back now, amante2!

Also getting stuck into the unhinged, vacuous thug and Gina and Rupert’s useful idiot were Politic@l Spinner and Josh Bornstein.

This column rarely goes by without a dig at the ABC’s Insiders program so let’s also hear from Michael Pascoe and Sahar Adatia.

Sticking with Peter Dutton – and shit does, right? – on an entirely different matter came this X from Tom the whistleblower MK2.

And let’s finish up this second tranche of Xcrements-of-the-Week with this Stephen Mayne jibe at Janet Albrechtsen. It was posted before yesterday’s Federal Court judgement in Sydney but does anyone seriously think Albrechtsen would have the slightest tinge of regret or embarrassment over the pro-Lehrmann/anti-Higgins shit she’s penned over time? A normal, logical, decent, contrite, person might …. but not her.

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