If our Xcrement-of-the-Week judges yesterday had not been so obsessed with highlighting the GENOCIDE IN GAZA, this nice little pisstake from Pup Fiction (top and below) could easily have been our week’s winner.

There’s an enormous plop of irony/sarcasm in Pup Fiction’s piece considering the Menzies concept of the Liberal Party has long been jettisoned by the cookers and religious nutters who now dominate the party he started. Ming must be spinning in his grave over the very thought of the likes of Michaelia Cash and Alexander Downer being the principals of colleges in his name, especially in Victoria where the Liberals rabble is so right-wing dominated.

In this final look at those Xcrements that floated to the top of our prize barrel over the past week that included the Easter break, our local politicians, past and present, copped a damn fine if rather smelly dumping.

Let’s kick off with The Cockatoo paying out on Peter Dutton and and amante2 suggesting any input from Tony Abbott on schooling is not welcome.

And taking a world view of the state of conservative politics was Everald Compton.

A Bug Xcrements-of-the-Week column would not be complete without some digs at the Dirty Digger, Newscorpse and our woeful mainstream mediocre, so let’s give amante2 another bite of the cherry with this X post.

normboy562 and The Big Ship also weighed in…

bradpsychology had a go at Australia’s mainstream mediocre generally and LNP hypocrisy over the use of jets. Sorry, but we’ve misplaced another X post reminding us all of the government jet that helped Mathias Cormann in his overseas job hunt!

WAIT! Found this one from Rick!

Okay, let’s now cover an eclectic mix of X opinions, starting with Quentin Dempster on Ukraine.

With a certain defamation case nearing its end, Allan Green reminds us of a certain couch-cleansing effort that has never really been explained. Well, apart from the logical assumption that sex took place on it, willingly or otherwise.

Dan Fan Girl well and truly put Michael Sukkar in his place with some housing statistics….

… and Dr Josie McSkimming sprung to the defence of sand dunes, crabs and other beach life…

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