…. and all so richly deserved!

What the Israeli Defence Forces did or didn’t do to that hospital as they continue their genocide in Gaza broke late in a slightly delayed look at the Xcrements of the past week due to Easter, which gave our judges time to jointly award Tony Windsor and Ray Wilton (at top and below) our winners for the past week.

Still on Israel’s GENOCIDE IN GAZA (are we making that plain enough?) came these X posts from Dr Stephanie Dowrick etc, etc, and the tireless campaigner on this GENOCIDE IN GAZA, Coalition Tea Lady.

Can we at The Bug just say that we wish them well in their endeavours at making the left-central Albanese Government (you are now all invited to insert prolonged canned laughter here or make as much noise as you can with clackers, kazoos, vuvuzelas and klaxon horns if you have them) more independent of the US and Israel.

Speaking of all things wacky and American, here’s Peter FitzSimons and Mr Denmore on the possible – some say highly probable – next president of those-there United States.

Meanwhile, Michael Springer reminds us of why the religious far-but-always-right in the US of A are so enamoured of the Trumpster. What a role model he’s been to them throughout his life! The things he’s achieved, the women he’s done, bone spurs and all.

Can we at The Bug just say something here. Should Donald J. Trump return to the White House at least we can probably expect the left-centrist government of Anthony Albanese to distance itself from the US (you are now all invited to insert prolonged canned laughter here or make as much noise as you can with clackers, kazoos, vuvuzelas and klaxon horns if you have them) more independent of the US and Israel.

Try as we all do to forget him, The Liar from the Shire, the Crook from Cook, Scottie from PhotoOps, still pops up in our weekly Xcrement barrel. Shit does indeed float to the top.

So as we all eagerly await our chance to pre-order Scott Morrison’s new book, I’m Raptured in the Role My God Played in My Amazingly Successful Life Story let’s hear from Ming the Merciless and Grant G #AlbosPM.

That ends our first look at the Xcrements that came The Bug‘s way over a slightly extended past week.

CONTINUED TOMORROW: Xers unload on the Dirty Digger, various pollies past and present and more world views.

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