IRELAND: The world’s available supply of Viagra is expected to dip alarmingly following news that world media mogul Rupert Murdoch, 92, has announced his sixth engagement.

Most of the world’s Viagra is manufactured by Pfizer in a small village in County Cork here and a spokesperson said an “enormously large order” was coming in from New York City.

“This is expected to severely curtail the supply chain to the rest of the world’s desperate males for the foreseeable future.

“This guy in the Big Apple must be loaded because he’s ordered a mountain of the pills.”

The news came through today that Murdoch has become engaged for the sixth time, and the lucky lady is Elena Zhukova, a 67-year-old retired molecular biologist.

They are expected to try to tie the knot at Murdoch’s vineyard and estate, Moraga, in California.

This will be Murdoch’s fifth trip down the aisle but the first by walker-frame.

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