In a departure from normal Xcreta-of-the-Week judging practice, there will be no overall winner for this week’s column.

Instead, our judges decided to just scream out “bloody well done” to Xers who piled putrid quantities of Xcrement on Advance Australia’s advertising for next Saturday’s Dunkley by-election, notable this advertisement (above and below).

Our Xers were absolutely outraged at the disgusting, unforgiveable behaviour of Advance Australia Ltd for attempting to scare the bejesus out of Dunkley voters. Fingers crosses, we’re hoping Dunkley voters are smart enough to know the government had no option but to release all those detainees.

By the way, there are 39 federal electorates in Victoria so we guess there might be one rapist, pedophile and murderer in Dunkley but these sorts of people have probably been let nowhere near electorates such as Dunkley.

Let’s hear first from Chris Free Palestine with an excellent observation that trust in politics couldn’t go any lower.

And now Peter s. grumpuyoldfool62, Daniel Best Author and Paul Roberts will fill us in on the people who are funding Advance Australia’s expensive attempt to swing this 6 per cent plus Labor seat across to the Liberals. Thanks, Peter s, also, for passing on Cath O’Connor’s one version of a Dunkley ad.

Here’s a better image of the filthly rich Aussies allegedly pouring money into the disgusting, divisive, Advance campaign, a childish campaign pitched at Australians’ most primitive emotions. Might say something about how each and every one of them became so filthy rich, eh?

And do you mind if we throw in a little bit of editoriallsing of our own? Albanese and his people are on the ground in Dunkley campaigning largely on the cost of living crisis. Dutton’s out there frightening people that an armada of boat people are on their way, while hoping to glide to a by-election win on the coat-tails of this risible rubbish from Advance, who where also behind the racist lies that helped wreck the Voice referendum.

We’ll continue this tomorrow with more excellent contributions but let’s finish with memes from TOM RED and @jackbollocks@aus.social (parody).

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