Our Xcreta-of-the-Week judges have returned to Coalition Tea Lady, draping the blue ribband sash around her neck as reward for her relentless, ruthless, pursuit of justice for the Palestinian people of Gaza and the West Bank and her ongoing, stinging, criticism of Australia’s disgusting role in this ongoing genocide.

That’s her winning entry (at top and below). We can’t think of a better word than depravity for the various videos that have come out of Gaza over many weeks now. IDF forces hoeing into food while a million-plus Palestinians are deliberately starved to death takes the cake and is headshakingly unforgiveable.

Backing CTL to the hilt was Rupert’s Conscience.

Back home now and stories about people being bombed here, namely National Party Deputy Leader Perin Davey who rocked up to a nighttime parliamentary inquiry, looking and acting as she was pissed to the gills. Watch the video and the answer simply is: she was.

amante2, Margie Jones and Peter Murphy weighed in on that.

To be fair to Davey, she claimed she had only two glasses of red wine beforehand (pictured).

Now to a story that bubbled over on social mediocre for the entire past week but which – shock! horror! – appeared of scant to no interest in our nation’s lamentable mainstream mediocre, namely the Nine Sixty Minutes expose of the dirty dealings surrounding Paladin.

Seeing it was a yarn that appeared to have Peter Dutton’s dirty, sticky fingers all over it, take it away, Dan Fangirl, Jenny Flecklington-Jones #VotedYes and Grant G #AlbolsPM.

Sahar Adatia and joan kunze both saw something of a protection racket under way on Sunday’s Insiders program…

…. while Mike Carlton provided this general character reference for Dutton.

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