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News Crap Australia’s Sydney turdbloid The Daily Telegraph plans to host a summit to discuss the causes and implications of the mobilisation of far-right wing, balaclava-wearing, racist activists in the city on Australia Day. (main picture)

Daily Telegraph editor Ben English (below, far right) said he believed there was a lot to learn from the incident and his paper and News Crap Australia were keen to help people understand how and why the frightening event occurred.

“Clearly it’s Anthony Albanese, the Labor Party, the ABC, the Guardian Australia, those behind ‘Invasion Day’ events, and other woke lefties who are to blame for what happened in our city on Australia Day when far-right-wing thugs took to the streets to intimidate peaceful residents,” Mr English said.

“But just how we can pin the blame on Albo and Co will be up to the summit to determine.”

Mr English said the summit now being organised would include a wide range of speakers offering different viewpoints.

“It won’t be stacked with just our own far-right News Crap Australia far-writers… I mean, writers and commentators such as Peta Credlin, Andrew Bolt, Paul Murray, Piers Akerman, Rita Panahi, Sharri Markson, Rowan Dean, and James Morrow,” he said.

“No, not at all. We’ll also be having some of our everyday right-wing commentators to ensure diversity and balance.

“Besides, all of our far-right wing columnists and commentators are far-right… I mean, far too busy churning out far-right wing borderline racist diatribes to spare the time to analyse why far-right wing racist thugs felt motivated and comfortable enough to start strutting around in far-right wing attire menacing the public,” Mr English said.

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