Please ignore the suggestion from our main image above that former doyen of the Canberra press gallery Malcolm Farr has won this week’s Xcreta-of-the-Week award all on his lonesome.

Our Xcreta judges have in fact awarded the coveted blue ribband collectively to ALL Xcretas out there who dropped virtual shit all over Newscorpe columnist Peta Credlin, primarily over two columns this past week that take braindead stupidity to a new level.

In these columns, Credlin moronically opined that if you head out of Friday and show your love of this country by wrapping yourself in cheap Chinese-made kitsch (and in the process, cock your snook at the growing number of Australians who share the view of First Nations people that January Day is in fact Invasion Day, a date that therefore should be changed), you are a true Australian patriot. Don’t do that and somehow, bizarrely, in what passes for Credlin’s cookered, thought processes, you hate Australia.

Credlin naturally ropes into the hate group Anthony Albanese, the poor bastard who keeps saying he has no intention of changing the date. Still, it’s what you do when you take Rupe’s dollar.

It’s Malcolm Farr’s lovely little flourish at the end of his X post where he describes Credlin’s view as “unsurpassed shallowness – also known as a Credlin”. Ouch, Malcolm!

Equally deserving of shared Xcreta-of-the-Week honours was Andrew Gardiner, who showed great restraint in simply calling Credlin an “awful person”. Oh, Andrew, we have much harsher, un-family friendly ways to describe this vile piece of work.

And no-one summed up Credlin’s vacuous stupidity better than Geoff Kitney…

Joining in on the Credlin pile-on were Political@Spinner and Solo Monk.

And we do love to finish a hot current topic with a meme, so take it away, Pup Fiction…

TO BE CONTINUED:

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