As we at The Bug take a second dip at the past week’s Xcretas-of-the-Week, we can only imagine how our mainstream mediocre would have reacted if Anthony Albanese and not Peter Dutton had uttered his bullshit “Boycott Woolworths!” decree.
Although our judges reluctantly awarded its best Xcreta gong yesterday – many were worthy – TOM RED’s contribution (above and below) could easily have taken out the honour. Summed up bewdifully the whole absurdity of Dutton’s boycott call.
Sahar Adatia and The Cathy Wilcox reflected on the value of the products that Woolworths decided on purely marketing reasons weren’t worth stocking…
Mike Carlton, Rohan Connolly, Wazza from Melbourne and Dr Sheep Person Podge also had the hopeless, hapless, Opposition Leader in their sights…
Two highly respected politics journos Terry Sweetman and Malcolm Farr also weighed in…
… and The Bug team particularly liked this putdown by bradpsychology of one of Newscorpse’s other truly batty columnists, Mrs Barnaby Joyce.
JayJay took delight in welcoming Aldi on board re the stocking of Oz Day cooker-candy while Everald Compton branded Peter Costello as bonkers. Can’t disagree with you there, Everald.
Okay, okay! Enough already! Let’s hear once more from Coalition Tea Lady on the ongoing genocide in Gaza.
Our national broadcaster copped flak over several issues from Liam Alexander and Tony Windsor…
And let’s finish up with this wonderful meme from theunaustralian.net as Gina Rinehart flies back into Western Australian with her latest acquisition in tow.
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