Following revelations in The Australian (No! I did not pay to read the yarn!) that David Warner loves John Howard and the Warner and Howard families get together whenever they can, is anyone else hoping the dopey dwarf gets a humiliating, all stumps shattered, first-ball duck at the SCG today?

Don Gordon-Brown

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