THE ISRAELI-GAZA GENOCIDE:

Tel Aviv: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanhayu has declared victory here in his genocidal war against the people of the Gazza strip.

“All of our goals are near to being completed,” the PM said has he flashed a V for Victory sign in front of IDF troops in southern Gaza.

“Firstly we vowed to clear the Gaza strip of all Hamas agents and, naturally enough, that includes all two-million plus Palestinians living in this squalid hellhole. Has there ever been a human race less interested in some form of dignity and self-respect? Clean yourselves up and get a job!

“Secondly, we have repeatedly stated we have no interest at all in staying in Gaza. We’ll leave that to Israeli property developers. I’ve seen some of their kibbutz gated projects and they are excellent.

“Thirdly we’ll leave as soon as we can find a political governing body who can take over; someone who doesn’t hate our guts right now and as if that’s going to happen.”

The PM flashed his victory sign once more as troops shouted “The two-state solution is dead and buried!” and pretended to start bulldozer motors to bury more Palestinians with absolutely no right to sleep next to a blown-apart hospital.

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