Your breath stinks to high heaven!
LNP propagandist Peta Credlin has won The Bug’s Media Glass House Arse-Licker of November award with a ring-cleansing entry that came in under the wire with precious hours left to be in the running.
The entry, at top, from this vomit inducing right-wing apologist, caught the eyes of our tired and overworked judges even though they admit it’s probably not the best of her recent efforts.
One told us in strict confidence: “Her tag-teaming effort on Sky News a few days back with shadow treasurer Anus Taylor was an absolute doozey, getting stuck into the Albanese government for the fact that the CPI had dropped to 4.9% in the 12 months to October, down from a rise of 5.6% in September.
“Taylor and Cretin would have been cracking fats and wides respectively if a LNP government had overseen such a drop in inflation but not these clowns.
“But for sheer audacity, her late entry had all the ‘ “qualities” you expect from Peta who couldn’t spell ‘journalistic integrity’ to save her life let alone know how to practise it.
“Check this bright-yellow bile spewing from her lovely lips in her latest Sky News rant as she personally exposed the Albanese government as ‘a bunch of third-rate amateurs’.”
“Even the most generous supporters would be forced to conclude that the Albanese government is in serious trouble,” Ms Credlin said.
“This government has been exposed as a bunch of third-rate amateurs, with ministers out-of-their-depth, and a prime minister who’s incapable of taking charge when his underlings stuff up.
“Of course, nearly all governments suffer from mid-term blues.
“In this case though, Albanese has been totally shell-shocked since his Voice was defeated.”
“It’s breathtaking, isn’t it? Rimmingly brilliant.
“Especially when you consider one basic fact: who in their right mind would give a flying fuck what she of all people thinks about any fucking thing to do with politics, seeing she was the one person responsible for making Tony Abbott what he is today – a laughing stock of a failed ex PM who lasted two bungling, incompetent, years in office. Her political stocks and integrity are deep down in the shitter where they belong.
“But she is where she is and she does what she does because one person agrees wholeheartedly with everything she spews forth – that flaccid-arsed, ethics-challenged, money-hungry, nonagenarian cunt in New York.
“Peta could have won this month’s award for any number of buckets of bile and bullshit she’s been tipping over the Albanese government over recent times.
“The bottom line – and I use that word advisedly – is that Rupert Murdoch and his senior editors in Newscorpse Australia won’t be needing to buy dunny paper any time soon.
“Peta continues to offer a ringmasterly performance of clinical coit cleaning without compare, and given all the arselickers who work at Sky News and Rupe’s rotten rags around Oz, that’s an amazing achievement really.”
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