Another former British prime minister is seeking to join current PM Rishi Sunak’s cabinet following David Cameron’s recruitment as UK Foreign Secretary. (below)
The woman who replaced Mr Cameron as prime minister in 2016 when he resigned in the wake of the pro-Brexit referendum vote was seen this morning heading to 10 Downing Street (main picture) where Mr Sunak is finalising his cabinet reshuffle.
The reporters gathered outside the UK PM’s official residence and office at first did not recognise her, forcing them to request her to identify herself.
“Come, come chaps – and of course, chapettes – I’m Teresa May,” she said. “How soon we all forget. What-ho!
“You remember me? I took over from David Cameron, sorry… Lord Cameron, when my party delayed the inevitable and chose me rather than that brill chap Boris Johnson to run the nation.”
Several reporters then sought clarification by asking the woman if she was “Teresa May” or “Theresa May”.
“Err…. yah, yah. Well spotted chaps, and chapettes,” she said.
“Of course I meant to say I’m the correctly spelt one,” she added before ignoring requests to identify the correct version.
Instead, Mrs May began knocking on the 10 Downing Street door while explaining her motivation for seeking a return to government.
“I’m here because I still have lots to offer the nation. I’m ready and willing to serve and, as always, I’m more than ready to party. Oops! I mean, I’m more than ready to serve at my party. I mean, serve my party,” she said.
“I was shattered, gutted, when that chap Boris Johnson deposed me as PM. But, hey ho!, I must now admit that he turned out to be a visionary, fearless, imaginative, nay heroic, leader whose own term in office was cut tragically short by that other woman, whatshername.”
Mrs May was by then clearly exhausted after knocking harder and more rapidly on the Downing Street door.
“I’m sure they’re expecting me,” she muttered.
But when the door remained firmly shut she turned and pointed across the road to a spot behind the reporters and photographers.
“Goodness me chaps, and chapettes! Look at that!” she yelled.
The media representatives then turned to look at where she was pointing, saw nothing, and turned back only to see Mrs May running rapidly, if very awkwardly given her high heels, out of Downing Street.
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