Much more serious issues to be discussed shortly as The Bug examines the best Xcrements snared over the past week, but our judges couldn’t go past this contribution from Bee (at top and below).
Our only advice to Bee would have been to dare Lachlan to shove his dad Rupert up his arse first and then his opinions if there was enough room left.
The younger Murdoch’s ability to consistently say the exact opposite of the reality of how his family’s world media group operates shows why Newscorpse was such a big fan of the Liar from the Shire and now Peter Dutton.
Before we leave matters concerning The Dirty Digger and his even more rightwing son (yes, that’s an almost unbelievable state of affairs, isn’t it?) here’s Dr Tracy Westerman AM making a very solid point.
Okay, back to the nasty stuff and Israel’s ongoing genocide in Gaza. This column mentioned last week that slightly more nuanced comments from PM Albanese and his foreign minister Penny Wong had given hope that maybe Oz isn’t as Zionist as the Voice vote showed it to be racist.
Wong’s stronger language on Insiders might have appeased some critics but one of our favourite Excretas, Coalition Tea Lady, has not let up.
Here’s just a taste of her Xcrements over recent times.
Almost as virulent and constant has been one of our other favs, MFW, and here’s just a taste.
Su Dharmapala Votes Yes etc, etc, knew exactly what Israel PM Benjamin Netanyahu should be called – okay, perhaps he meant to say murderer – while Michael J. Wyllie suggested that Israeli forces should do more to spare civilian lives in Gaza by engaging in some old-fashioned street fighting no matter how deadly that might prove….
Fantasist Dr Sheep Person Podge dreamt of the impossible….
… while on more general politics matters, Walter Dixon gave Nine’s Today’s Karl Stefanovic a fine spray and Mike Carlton didn’t miss Bronwyn “Pop into this kerosene bath, love!” Bishop for recent comments in the SMH.
As thick as the Great Wall of China! Absolutely bewdiful, Mr Carlton. By the by, didn’t that brilliant, unequalled professor of politics Peter van Onselen (We’d pay good money to sit in a uni auditorium and take in one of his politics lectures!) also once describe Hitler’s Nazis as socialists? Anywho, let’s stay with the mainstream mediocre and some Xcrement deservedly dumped on Aunty charmer and LNP lobotomised shithead Fauziah Ibrahim.
Take it away, Politic@l Spinner and Miss Digby/TwoWigs.
The Bug agrees completely with both Xcretas! How the fuck is Fauziah Ibrahim still employed at the ABC? We accept that’s a really silly question because the simple fact is that current ABC head honcho Ita “Newscorpse made me the gal I am today!” Buttrose would find absolutely nothing wrong with what Ibrahim said. Ita probably wishes her staffer had thrown in “Airbus Albo” for good measure. And, right there, is Aunty’s ongoing problem and a large part of the reason for its ongoing slide as a trusted news organisation.
RIP: a fair, balanced and professional ABC.
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