THE ISRAEL/HAMAS WAR:
The government of Benjamin Netanyahu has defended the use of Artificial Intelligence-generated imagery to maintain world support for their fight against Hamas terrorists who cowardly and inhumanely murdered 1400 Israelis citizens and took some 240 hostages a month ago.
Their defiant stand came after the release of fresh footage showing Australia’s deputy prime minister Richard Marles and famous author Leon Uris visiting a kibbutz close to the Gaza Strip where Hamas butchered dozens of unarmed men, women and children.
Mr Marles is seen sobbing uncontrollably as he points to a spot on the ground and shouts: “This is where they found the decapitated body of a little baby! This is the image that Joe Biden saw!”
Uris, who died in 2003, is shown shaking his head and repeating over and over again: “Those fucking Muzzie cunts!”
Both men are seen repeatedly declaring in what certainly appears to be their own voices that Israelis had the right to defend themselves and everything the Jewish state had done in Gaza over the past month had clearly been within the rules of war.
An Israeli government spokesperson said that the AI-generated campaign was “a no-brainer” after the success of a real visit in recent days to the same kibbutz by former UK prime minister Boris Johnson and former Australian PM Scott Morrison (pictured below, far right).
“Military aid from western allies has doubled on the strength of their international standing as statesmen and their clear expertise in world affairs.
“Their time here was organised to celebrate – sorry, I meant to say – commemorate – the monthly anniversary of the horrendous and despicable Hamas slaughter of innocent people and the Netanyahu government has rightly decided to make that celebration – sorry, I meant to say – commemoration of that attack which has now allowed us to raze Gaza a daily thing.
“Tomorrow, we’ll be showing images of two former Australian prime ministers visiting that same kibbutz (pictured below) that we know Australian TV networks will greedily gobble up.”
The spokesperson said that Israel’s national broadcaster, the IBC (Israel Broadcasting Corporation), would also continue indefinitely to screen on 24-hour cycles Holocaust documentaries including the 1945 classic, Nazi Concentration Camps, interspersed with screenings of movies such as Schindler’s List, Sophie’s Choice, The Piano and The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas.
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