MOORE PARK, SYDNEY: Dan McKellar, thought to be the frontrunner to replace Eddie Jones as Wallabies coach, has been snapped above swotting for any potential Rugby Australia interview by reading once again the sport’s international game rules book.
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Ahmedabad, India: Australia’s One-Day cricket skipper Pat Cummins (pictured) has described as “sad and pathetic” a request from his England counterpart Jos Buttler for a 100-run start to the England innings in their vital clash at Narendra Modi Stadium here on Saturday night, Australian time.
“I’d never heard of such a thing,” Cummins told The Bug’s senior cricket writer covering the World Cup.
“It was a sad and pathetic request and naturally we’ve knocked that back: we’ve offered them a 150-run start just to give the poor blighters a fighting chance.”
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