News Crap Australia says its stable of right-wing columnists and commentators will be back to full strength soon.
A company spokesperson said several of its Sky News “after dark” presenters and many of the righters employed by its national broadshit The Australian and metropolitan daily turdbloids had been off work and under treatment in various hospitals since news broke of Rupert Murdoch’s retirement as co-chair of parent company News Crap International. (main picture)
“We’ve since explained to them all that Rupert actually isn’t actually letting go of the reins and will actually only ever give up control when he’s dead,” the spokesperson said. “And even then, he’s not totally committed to doing that when the time comes.”
“All of the staff who have been hospitalised were greatly relieved at the news that their excellent rightings will continue to be appreciated by the great man for what could still be many, many years to come and will be discharged soon so they can get right back to work.
“Sorry, I meant to say they will be discharged so they can get back to Right work.”
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One Nation leader Senator Pauline Hanson has welcomed the recent release of the Albanese Government’s white paper.
“I have NO idea what the white paper is about, but I NO a good idea,…. I mean I know a good idea when I see it and I am happy to support the government for this decision,” the Queensland Senator said.
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