… in their bodies….but….
The Bug’s Xcreta-of-the-Week judges have faced a bit of a quandary these past few days.
A lot of the Xcrement they’ve had to wade through have been rather negative responses to, firstly, Jacinta Price’s National Press Club luncheon address midweek and then Warren Mundine’s appearance on ABC’s Insiders on Sunday.
If, they asked themselves, they agreed with some entrants that they’ve never, ever, heard bigger bucketloads of bullshit being spewed forth by right-wing Liberal Senators, present and pending, just sprouting what Peter Dutton expects of them no matter how embarrassingly stupid or how utterly untruthful and misleading it all is, could they be accused of being racist seeing both Price and Mundine claim to be Aboriginal?
But they overcame that fear and, for this week’s winner, our judges couldn’t go past the contribution (at top and below) from the wonderful RonniSalt.
We’re assuming the image is from Price’s NPC speech and our judges are honest enough to admit that among their number were a couple of dirty minds that are still conjuring up what a ginger fluff might not only be but what it might look like should it ever be recovered! And, indeed, what Beryl Brownless looks like without one!
Sticking with the theme The Price is Right but She’s also Wrong, Peter Wicks and Scott Burchill had this to spray…
On Mundine’s sit-down comedy appearance on Insiders – which The Bug firmly believes would have had most viewers scratching their heads and wondering why most of his arguments backed Yes even though he’s saying No – here’s respected media elder Quentin Dempster and Tony Windsor.
A number of our Xcreta entrants roped in the mainstream media’s pathetic, biased and totally unprofessional contribution to the referendum debate and Jo Dyer’s effort, which started off bagging Price, brilliantly summed up one day’s assessment of our MSM’s shame.
Just another day in the colony indeed, Jo!
amante2 took aim at Dennis Shanahan while Terry Sweetman had a dig at The Courier-Mail‘s coverage of a monster Yes march in Brisbane.
… and famous Journalism Hall of Famer and multi-Walkley-award winner Tony Koch – and no scribe has ever fought harder for our First Nations people through decent, balanced and yet respectful reporting – reflected on the polling conducted so far on the referendum.
We at The Bug hope he’s right.
… to be continued.
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