Even though the Australian Electoral Commission dumped on him from a great height, Oppose Everything Leader Peter Dutton probably achieved what he wanted when he accused PM Anthony Albanese last week of rigging the Voice vote.
Yes, it was a whole heap of confected, concocted nonsense about ticks and crosses and marquelawyers (at top and below) called him out on it, which impressed our Xcreta-of-the-Week judges.
Still, monstrous lies and bullshit overreaches seem to be working for Dutton and the No! team so why change a winning formula? MFW also picked up on Dutton’s claims of rigged elections and ballot confusion where none existed to give our magnificent mainstream mediocre an almighty spray.
Honest (insert loud and prolonged canned laughter here) John Howard’s latest intervention into the Voice debate fired up Christine Milne AO and Mike Carlton….
So fired up was Rick about Howard’s comments and the way Warren “I own coal mines and dealing with my local mob is bad enough” Mundine has been carrying on that we’ve given him a double run…
Famous journo Tony Koch reflected on the No campaign’s Don’t Know? Vote No! rubbish…
… while Jo Dyer didn’t miss Jacinta Nampijinpa’s childish attempt to put down Paul Kelly’s excellent musical contribution to the debate.
PRGuy and Michelle Pini both reflected on the standard of the No campaign while MargieJay50 took a wider look at recent Liberal leaders.
Now, on to the Lying Kangaroo. Phillip Adams again rued helping the airline out bigtime in the past, and Victoria Fielding belted Newscorpse over the head for its hypocrisy, just one of its many, many faults.
And, finally, what’s an Xcretas-of-the-Week column without some fun at the expense of Scott Morrison. Remember him? Yes, sadly we do too. Take it away Gary Fallon!
Oh, bugger it! Let’s have one more beauty from the wonderful Mike Carlton….
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