…. no matter how evil it is.
You really do need to doff your hat to John Winston Howard. Critics might call him all sorts of things – the lying rodent comes to mind; a favourite of mine is “unhanged war criminal” seeing it’s one I cooked up long ago for what he is – but we all need to acknowledge how good he is at being really, really, bad.
Take his latest intervention into The Voice debate. Were there ever need of proof to show the extent to which he reshaped Australia during his time in politics to fit his own narrow, selfish, racist, ultra-conservative personna, his latest arguments are pure genius. Rotten to the core evil genius but genius nevertheless.
I don’t think anyone should ever risk trying to get into this repulsive little cunt’s mind but here’s how he did it.
To combat any perception out there that The Voice will be nothing more than an advisory body to the federal parliament and the executive on matters affecting First Nations people with no enforceable powers whatsoever, Howard, the rat-cunning mental midget, instinctively turns that truth on its head and shouts: “Nonsense!
Governments will have to do what the elected Voice people demand of it, Howard declares with absolutely nothing to back up such an absurd suggestions. They’ll be forced somehow!
It’s a complete nonsense of course, but we should never forget that while Howard might not be unintelligent, he is totally uncaring towards anyone not of his white, privileged ilk. Howard’s evil intent is accomplished. To all the fellow racists out there, the subliminal message is clear: “The darkies are going to get their way and all us whities are going to end up paying rent on our own homes!”
It takes an enormous amount of pure, instinctive, rat cunning and skill to say those words so clearly without even saying them at all!
And why is it a complete nonsense? Let’s say Australia is as racist as this repulsive little man hopes and prays it is and current opinion polls suggest, rather sadly, it very well might be.
What Australian government in its right mind is going to accept The Voice’s suggestions on any matter outside issues affecting First Nations lives? What our capital cities should be named, for example. It would be political suicide.
But, hey, enough of logical thought. Howard has never been interested in that. His is not a mind or of an era that seeks the high, dry, moral ground with a desire to treat all people as fairly as possible; it wallows in the stinking cesspit of self-interest where his every basic, inbred, instinct is to divide, not unite, people. Children overboard, anyone?
And true to that form, the message this week from this mental midget was brilliantly honed to an audience dumbed down already by a relentless barrage of lies and misdirections from No campaigners.
It was pitched at an audience very much like the brain-dead elderly Liberals at that Perth meeting the other day, shouting “Don’t know? Vote No!” over and over again under the baton of head screecher, the braincell-challenged Michaelia Cash.
Howard’s intervention is next-level ratfuckery that even surpasses Tony Abbott’s simplistic, racist, “why is four percent of our population being offered something that us whities aren’t being offered!” declarations, as mind-numbingly and befittingly stupid as they are. We’re talking, after all, about a guy who thinks #whitelivesmattertoo is a fair and reasonable response to #blacklivesmatter. Abbott is much thicker than the bulge in his budgie-smugglers.
But enough about the Mad Monk. Back to John Winston Howard.
Decent, intelligent, empathetic Australians must never underestimate the genius of John Howard, as putridly evil as that might be. There’s a lot of work to be done over the next seven weeks to prove Australia survived his lengthy term of sorry and sordid influence and has not been remade, as was and will always remain his hope, in his repulsive, destructive, selfish, divisive and flesh-crawlingly racist image.
Don Gordon-Brown
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