…. to open those bowels & VOID, VOID, VOID!
Yes, all you fine citizen journalists on what used to be called Twitter …. it’s time for you Xcretas – my guess as to what you’re now called – to drop endless, rancid coils of Xcrement on the heads of all those people out there telling outrageous lies in the hope of defeating The Voice referendum.
It’s no more pretty little blue birds with ruffled feathers tweetering away for you lot. This is war and the final battle is looming; it’s time to go to the mattresses and to execute the X social media platform equivalent of a bloody horse’s head under the doona!
The very people you now need to shit on from a great height are those who have happily called you sewer rats in the past. They include so-called journalists who derided all your efforts leading up to and during the last federal election, the vast majority of whom wanted Morrison to win in 2022 and continue to do their level worse to make sure Albanese and his Labor government are a one-termer.
Yes, that’s them. A bunch of LNP apologists who, without any cause or justification whatsoever, still somehow consider themselves real journalists and who continue to sneer down their arrogant noses at you sewer rats. Morning, David Speers!
They are also the people who over months now have kept calling on Yes campaigners to keep cool, to be nice and win the argument with rational logic calmly presented. All while they relentlessly favour their political masters; both servants and masters executing some Goebbelian-level trickery in accusing the Yes supporters of exactly what they are guilty of themselves: rampant un-Australian racists hellbent on dividing the country for political gain.
And of those political masters that the MSM are fulsomely backing, have any been more embarrassingly bereft of logic or compassion than rich, white, wealthy, racist Tony Abbott, whose main argument – one that to be fair is at the heart of the No campaign really – is that why should 3% of our population get something the rest of us whities aren’t being offered!
Any decent, kind, intelligent person who has read the latest Closing the Gap statistics showing that our First Nations people are still grossly disadvantaged on key life markers would blush were they in Abbott’s shoes and uttered such tripe aimed directly at other racists in Australian society. Oh, okay, maybe they wouldn’t have if they also thought giving Prince Phillip an Australian knighthood was a damn fine idea. Or that shouting “White lives matter too!” makes any fucking sense, whatsoever.
The Bug was proud before and during the last federal campaign to be be part of the Twitterverse activity that saw the end of that barrel of useless lard, the lying, lazy, Scott Morrison. Day after day, we “tweeted” countless memes we had collected over his final three years of non-government that showed Morrison for what he clearly was but the mainstream mediocre missed completely. We widely shared other Twitter attacks on the Liar from the Shire and many others retweeted ours. We were proud of the artwork we had commissioned for that campaign (below).
We all proudly flung a lot of shit last time from the Twitter sewer but in some ways this current campaign is more important. We’ve got precious weeks left to avoid Australian being seen around the world as not just racist but monumentally stupid as well. Besides, do we really want Newscorpse to think it has any sway whatsoever in 21stCentury Australian life?
Our duty on what is now X is to make make direct, aerial, relentless assaults on the heads of these lying shitheads out to wreck the Voice, painting it as anything other than what is it: a forum thought up by our First Nations people to give advice – and nothing more than that – on matters affecting them. An idea that might actually result in taxpayer money being wisely spent for a change. Oh, and recognising those peoples in our constitution would also be a nice thank-you for the way they looked after the joint for 50,000 years.
No, unless we want to wake up the day after the referendum and work out how to explain to overseas friends and relatives that white Australians were worried that an advisory, non-binding body might lose them their homes – and that’s going to be a real stretch, believe me – a relentless carpet bombing exercise is called for.
So, trousers down, Xcretas of the online sewers. Clench those buttocks! Bombs away!
Don Gordon-Brown
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