BRISBANE: Noosa man Bodhi Mani Risby-Jones, 23, is due to land here shortly on a flight from Indonesia, where he is expected to be whisked away to immediately begin negotiations on the book, film and stage-play rights to his amazing life.
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SYDNEY: Lawyers for Bruce Lehrmann say the former ministerial staffer is still considering taking defamation action against each and every one of the majority of Australians who stubbornly continue to believe something of a sexual nature, be in consensual or otherwise, took place at Parliament House on that early morning in March 2019.
“Our client has made it patently and publicly clear that nothing happened between him and Ms Higgins on that night and he remains very, very, hurt indeed that negative rumours still persist despite his strenuous and heartfelt denials as one of life’s true gentlemen.
“Some people need to watch their mouths or what they write; otherwise the consequences could be very costly indeed.”
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Australia’s ambassador to the United States, former prime minister Kevin Rudd, has downplayed comments made by President Joe Biden following their first official meeting at the White House. (below)
Mr Rudd insisted their brief meeting had been “productive” after Mr Biden told reporters and photographers assembled in the Oval Office: “I never thought I’d get to meet Logan Roy in person. I’m a big fan. I just wish the President was here to meet him too.”
The President was ushered out of the office by senior staff immediately after making the remark.
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