Now is your time to shine!
This week one of the biggest stories has been the release of yet another in a series of reviews of how and why we are wasting… sorry, spending so much on our nation’s defence and how we can waste…. sorry, spend more and spend it much faster.
In light of the landmark report The Bug offers our reader the chance to express his/her/their view on this very important story through a caption contest.
See our main picture above of Deputy Prime Minister and Defence Minister Richard Marles, Defence Industry Minister Pat Conroy, and PM Anthony Albanese published on Tuesday in The Australian.
What do you think the Deputy PM is saying as the other two ministers struggled manfully to stay awake?
Message us with your answer. If you are tech-savvy enough, throw your clever words into the balloon and send back the entire image, although that won’t improve your chances of winning.
The prize for the best entry? FREE lifetime access to thebugonline.com.au.
But wait! There’s more! As long as the winning entry is within Australia, we’ll also mail you a copy of The Bug’s resident sexologist Doctor Dick’s excellent textbook, My Big Red Doctor Dick Book, that took the world of sex therapy by storm and didn’t break all sorts of sales records when it was first released. We’ll ask the lucky winner for their address. Entries close 5pm next Friday, 5 May and no communications blah blah fucking blah…..
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