Dutton does us proud!

STAND-UP COMEDY:

The moment we saw and heard Peter Dutton announcing his shadow ministry reshuffle last Tuesday, we realised we had a natural-born standup comic in our midst.

We implored him to try out his talents – he was reluctant at first but relented after we explained he’ll probably need a new job outside politics after the next federal election – and what can we say!

We booked out the merchandise auction room at one of the many happy-clapper churches in his near-Brisbane seat of Dickson and he absolutely slayed a small but appreciative audience!

So please sit back and enjoy his performance. Not a single word has been changed from Tuesday’s media call, showing us that the likes of the nation’s current top comedians including Dave Gray, Wil Anderson, Andrew Bolt and Rowan Dean should be very, very afraid indeed.