PART DEUX!

On Monday, our Tweets of the Week column was devoted entirely to the death of kiddy-fiddler enabler/protector George “I loved standing naked in front of boys in pool changerooms” Pell.

Today, we report on other issues that tickled the fannies of our Twitterati this past week and while a tweet-of-the-week winner has already been awarded, we are indebted to Harley (at top and below) for what we are happy to assume is the actual, real-life, photo from Herr Perrottet’s 21st birthday party back in 2004 that no-one else has been able to uncover. Well done, sir!

While there was no meme to accompany Tony’s observation on that incident, we think it nails it perfectly!

Jenko and Tezzr44 also weighed in with astute observations!

No weekly edition of The Bug’s tweets of the week would be compete without someone having fun with the Liar from the Shire and the Lying Rodent, so take it away Philip O’Leary and Emergency&BushfireKits!

And thanks to Carl for his rejoinder! The David Brent of PMs! Priceless.

Jane Hume, who at the very least as a former minister beavered away earnestly under PM Morrison, came under attack from Angry Goddess 2 over the Opposition’s obvious campaign to scuttle the Voice to Parliament.

Two Liberal ladies came under attack for their pathetic attempts to beat-up a private helicopter flight by PM Albanese and Victorian Premier Andrews. So while we don’t normally give space in this column for pollies, take it away Julian Hill MP and Herald Sun ……Parody.

Talk about the blonde leading the blonde. If there were two Liberal hacks who should have the sense to shut the fuck up about taking flights they shouldn’t have, it’s these two!

And all you Buggers out there would know how much we love vicious personal attacks – provided they’re deserved, of course – so let’s hear from Captain Chaos! Burn, Janet, burn!!!

Now, would anyone mind if we returned to the topic of smelly George Pell. Below are offerings from Scott Morrison former PM of Australia (parody) that we overlooked last week, and one from Michael J Wyllie that came in too late for consideration but with a heartfelt offering that we don’t think deserves to wait another week!

While we fully endorse Michael’s sentiments, and while it’s too late now, with the Catholic Church always in need of funds for their worldwide pastoral work, there would have been countless people of faith or otherwise – people who really care for the safety of innocent children – who would have paid good money and lined up for hours to take a dump on Pell’s ashes before the flush button was finally pressed.