The Bug‘s tweet-of-the-week judges are of a certain age when they are not at all fussed about dick-size jokes, especially when they come from the little women-folk. And especially when they can’t see such appendages anymore anyway from a standing position.

Nevertheless, someone named Greta Thunberg tickled our judges’ fancy with her riposte to some nobody called Andrew Tate who tried to troll her on Twitter, boasting how big his fleet was – and how polluting its emissions were to boot. Here’s the exchange….

We’ll explain the pizza jibe soon but hats off to Ms Thunberg for this: yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com.

Ouch! Double burn!

smalldickenergy@getalife.com. Absolutely wonderful use of English as a second language! And the hashtag #smalldickenergy exploded around the Twitterverse.

And why did it get even better? This Andrew Tate is supposedly an online blogger – an alleged social media influencer – of some notoriety based on his love of kicking boxes. So how did this moron react to Ms Thunberg’s cocky putdown?

He posted vision on Twitter – having just been allowed back on that platform by Elon Musk – that showed pizza boxes that allowed Romanian police to arrest him on alleged sex trafficking and other charges.

That’s right. Another home-goal from the moron and another chance for the wonderful climate campaign warrior to plug the advantages of recycling. Greta Thunberg 10; Small dicked ex-kickboxer fuckknuckle: 0.

So let’s troll – sorry, scroll – back to the top and thank Andrew Gardiner for his take on the whole incident…

It’s surely a timely reminder of what can happen to the human male sex organ when a certain owner of such a device combines too many steroids, takeaway pizza, kicks to the head and exhaust fumes with a low IQ to start with.

Editor’s note: We’ve taken so long to have fun with mni-dick wad that we’ll run the other tweets of the final week of 2022 tomorrow. And what an eclectic mix they proved to be. And relax, Buggers, of course Scott Morrison gets a workover.