POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD:

The national leader of the white indigenous One Nations people has launched a blistering attack on media outlets for using the word K’Gari to describe Queensland’s famous Fraser Island.

Aunty Pauline told The Bug: “I have sent ‘please explain’ messages to the Australian Broadcasting Corporation, Channel 9 news and other outlets who have been using K’Gari to describe the island where a boy was bitten by a dingo the other day.

“I’ve also sent personal cease-and-resist (sic) letters to ABC chair Ita Buttrose and Nine Entertainment Co chair Peter Costello.

“I mean for heaven’s sake, there’s not a racist bone in my body but enough is enough.”

Aunty Pauline is national and spiritual leader of the white indigenous fishandchippery peoples who settled in the Ipswich region back in the Dreamtime and who, over countless millennia, became excellent fish hunterers and batterers.

Aunty Pauline said forcing white indigenous people to call a place they have only ever known as Fraser Island by some dar… some other name was the thin edge of the pointing bone.

“And why shouldn’t we always honour the place where a young Dawn Fraser learnt to body surf as a young girl on holidays?

“Mark my words. It will start with K’Gari but with all this ridiculous political correctness going on, we’ll soon be forced to use every word in the black indigenous First Nations world.

“And there are more than 200 derelicts (sic) around this nation and each and every one of them must have a different word for mullet.

“Imagine one of my clan struggling to make a decent and honest living in a fish and chip shop in, say, Cairns, and trying to make sense of someone forced to order two mullet and minimum chips in whatever the local dar… the black indigenous people’s language is?

“I simply won’t stand for it,” Aunty Pauline said, using that wavering voice and fractured syntax she bungs on to show her One Nations people who are even dumber than she us that she’s just a battler fighting way beyond her weight division on their behalf.

“And the next thing all these woke, politically correct people will be telling us is that each and every one of those 200 plus derelicts (still sic) had their own words for potato scallops and calamari rings,” Aunty Pauline said, adding rather unnecessarily that there wasn’t a single racist bone in her body.