‘Gleeso’ cleans up!

Peter Gleeson has taken out The Bug‘s Media Glass House Arse-Licker of the Month award for October by such a margin that our judges are seriously considering awarding him naming rights for the prestigious monthly honour!

It’s the first Arse-Licker award for the veteran scribe who also spews out poisonous anti-Labor bile on SkyNews Australia.

Talking about Gleeson’s 12-page wraparound hatchet job on the Palaszczuk Labor state government in last Saturday’s The Courier-Mail, our inhouse judging panel wrote: “You could safely eat a meal off the sphincters of Chris Jones (editor of The Courier-Mail) and Rupert Murdoch (News Corp head cunt) after Gleeson’s amazing effort”.

“Gleeson has displayed a ringmastery of effortless range and unsurpassed skill.”

The judges’ decision was not unanimous, however, with several unsure as to just how much of the wraparound’s output was Gleeson’s own work.